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Talmage was eating a hamburger tonight and said, “I’m going to pretend I’m in a hamburger commercial.” He proceeded to close his eyes and take a bite in slow motion.

The kids were playing a new version of Uno that uses farm animals. Brooklyn told Clara she needed to draw an animal since it was her turn. Clara said, “I don’t know how to draw animals yet!”

Molly calls her swimming suit her ‘soup.’

Talmage said, “When I’m a daddy, I’m going to order a little girl with curly hair just like Molly.”

Talmage saw the bamboo plant I bought for my desk. He said, “I can’t believe Daddy has a bamboo plant! If he eats it then we’ll know he’s a panda.”

Molly saw the root beer on the table this evening, but with her limited vocabulary, kept pointing at it and saying “Num! Dnk!” (Translation: “Gum! Drink!”)

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